Author Archive: Wade Webster

THE LAST LAUGH/SWITCHING GEARS

FINALLY, the day has come for my big announcement. No, there isn’t a book contract, yet. I’m still waiting at the red light for that event to happen. The time has come for me to take this blogging gig to the next level. Y’all didn’t know blogging had various levels to attain, did ya? No, …

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People see what they want to see

I have a suit jacket, or a sport coat, depending on where you’re from, I guess. I found it in the clearance section of a department store. The amazing thing about this jacket/coat is that it’s my size. You see I’m on the smaller size of the spectrum when it comes to men’s clothing. So, …

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I will NOT be happy no matter what!

Happy day after Easter, y’all. So, how was your “holiday?” We call it a holiday just because it’s a major event for a dwindling section of the populace. But, when I think of a holiday I picture a day I get paid for even though I don’t go to work. I noticed the places that …

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A young donkey’s misguided perception

The young donkey rubbed against his mom’s side. “Momma, why are there so many people here today? It’s gonna be hard to go anywhere if more of them get in the way.” The older donkey turned her head back and licked her son’s ear. “They sure are making it difficult to move without bumping into …

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THE conversation between Noah and his wife

Noah walks in and sets his lunchbox down. “Hi Honey. I’m home.” Mrs. Noah (we’ll call her Norma) looks up from slicing carrots. “Hi! How was work?” Noah walks over and gives Norma a peck on the cheek. “I had the most unusual conversation today.” Norma slides the carrots into the boiling stew. “I hope …

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Get ready to laugh–encore

I apologize for getting this post out later than usual. My life has been a bit topsy-turvier than ‘normal.’ I was hoping to be able to send out some news about a new track I’m fixin’ to enter into with my blogging, but, this techno-twirp still has some bugs to work out before I make …

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Happy Chocolate Covered Raisin Day, Y’all!

It just so happens that one of those holy days celebrating something chocolate falls on a Monday. Lucky for me! And talk about a healthy treat. Take a look a the two ingredients: chocolate-derived from a vegetable, and raisins-a dehydrated fruit. So, by all means, help yourself to seconds more than once. You have my …

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Y’all.

May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face; the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. (traditional gaelic blessing)  For anybody out there of Irish …

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How I reacted to an intruder in my home last Monday

I never knew for sure how I would respond if I ever found an intruder in my home until last Monday night. No, I’m not talking about a wild animal that somehow found its way inside. I’m talking about an actual person wrapped in enough clothing that I couldn’t tell the police any identifying anything …

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I finally got a ROUND TUIT!

Are you one of those people who finds yourself saying “I’ll get that project done when I get around to it?” Well, I’ve found just the gadget that’ll transform your life. Take a couple of minutes to see how it transformed mine and how it could impact your eternal destiny. Keep smiling.   Wade

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